- People: What's your name?
- Me: Tierra Cortedas-Dash
- People: Tierra Cortedas - ?
- Me: No, Tierra Cortedas - DASH... Literally put a dash (-) and then put D A S H. I have 2 last names...
- People: OMG are you related to Stacey Dash, Damon Dash, Roscoe Dash or ... Kim Dash?
- Me: -____- sure whatever floats your boat.









